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中國最佳故事"來給我埋單" The best story of China "Come to Pay my Bill"

 今天是週末,我們高中同學要在天安酒店搞一次同學聚會。

自從畢業後,好多同學都混得有模有樣,我卻默默無聞,在
一家工廠當製圖員,每月和丈夫一起靠著不多的收入共同撐著這個家。我本不打算去,可禁不起同學們的一片盛情,只好答應。
丈夫正在幫兒子復習功課,兒子就要上初中了,為了上一所
好中學,這段時間丈夫沒少操心,東奔西走,至今還沒著落呢。看了兒子一眼,我走出了家門。

天安酒店是高級酒店,我走進包房的時候,同學們都已到齊
。還沒坐穩,一張張名片就飛了過來,一看一個個不是總經理就是帶長的,就連以前成績總是甩尾的阿輝也當上了派出所所長。

望著服務小姐端上眼花繚亂的菜肴,我真感歎自己孤陋寡聞
,光這一桌就足以抵我三個月的收入了。阿輝像宴席的主人一樣不停地招呼大家吃,不時地為這個斟酒、為那個夾菜,嘴裏還說:"只管吃,算我的。"大夥也沒任何拘束,一 輪接一輪地交杯把盞、海闊天空地閒聊。

酒足飯飽之後,天色已不早,此次聚會該結束了。可究竟誰
埋單,我看大夥好像都沒有要慷慨解囊的意思。

這時候阿輝掏出手機,按了一串號碼,然後說:"小李,今
晚所裏掃黃抓到人沒有?哦!剛抓到———好!好! 隨便送一個到天安酒店來給我埋單。"
說完,他得意地把手機放進了口袋,一旁的同學跟著哄笑起
來。十五分鐘不到,一個中年人就進來了,他看了帳單,不禁皺了皺眉頭,看來他身上的現鈔也不足。

馬公隨即也拿出手機,撥了一串號碼,說:"廖公嗎?我是
馬校長呀!你兒子要轉學讀我們學校的事,我今天就給你拍板定下來了……不過我今晚請朋友吃飯,你過來埋單好嗎?在天安酒店203包廂……"
二十分鐘後,有人敲了敲包廂的門,門被打開了。當我見到
戴著副高度近視眼鏡的丈夫站在門口時,我暈倒了。

本故事榮獲2006年度最佳故事情節獎,年度最讓人心酸
故事獎,年度最佳搞笑短文獎,百姓評委會特別推薦獎。

The following author, just uses one page of paper, and already descriped the whole "structure" of China.

Today is weekend, we have a secondary school classmate gathering in Tian An Hotel. 
Since the graduated of our secondary school, a lot of classmates work very successful, but only my job is very poor. I work as a graphic designer in a factory; I, and my husband live together with our both salary and which only just enough to support our family. 
I desire to not go to the gathering, but just would be ungracious not to accept the invitation.

My husband teaches my son, my son is going to the secondary school, my husband puts a lot of effort because we want him to go to a good secondary school. 
I saw them once, then go out to my house door.

Tian An Hotel is a first class hotel, while I stepped into the stateroom, all the classmates were arrived.
Though not yet sat down, the name cards are throwing, all the titles are general managers or director, even though Eric also is a police captain who get the worst studying result before. 

I watch on the plates sent by the waitress, I really feel myself very ignorant, because the value of this table of foods was already my three months salaries. 

Eric looks after all the classmates just like a master, also continued to pour wine and foods to the others, and says: "Just eat, count on me." All the classmates are enjoying and talking through as well.

After the meal, it's too late, while we desire to finish the gathering, the problem comes, who pay the bill? No one seems want to be the payer. 

At that time, Eric takes out his mobile phone, presses a number and says: "Lee, did you finish the campaign against pornography? Did you caught anyone? Just caught? Alright, send me one to pay the bill."
He puts his mobile phone back to the pocket after finished the conversation, and all the classmates laugh as usual. Within 15 minutes, a middle-ager comes in, he looks at the bill with a frown, seems he doesn't have enough cash as well.

One of the other classmate takes out his mobile phone then, and presses a number, says: "Liu, I am Principal Ma, the issue that you want to send your son to our school, I confirm you okay and no problem right now..... but I am having dinner with my friends currently, would you come to pay the bill at Tian An Hotel 203 stateroom......"
Within 20 minutes, someone knocks the door, the door was then opened. I feel swoon when I saw a man who wears a glasses and stands in front of the door, he is my husband.

This story wins an honor of the best story plot in 2006, an honor of the most distressed story, an honor of the most funny and short story, and the special price recommends by the common people committee. 


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